GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And